just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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