so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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