Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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