is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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