this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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