I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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