I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
