I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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