: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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