it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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