It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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