She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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