I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We have so much sex to catch up on
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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