I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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