Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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