She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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