lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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