Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I party with great urgency now.
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