I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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