I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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