Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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