Non-Jews are for practice
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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