your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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