i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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