I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I need to align my fucking chakras
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
