Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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