She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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