she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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