Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
