I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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