Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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