I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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