Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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