On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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