so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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