Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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