When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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