The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so let's talk penis.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize