I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I forget how to act sober
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