Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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