Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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