Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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