coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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