CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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