Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Four minutes until I can fart!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
my poor anus
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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