I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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