Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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