Dude my mom stole all your condoms
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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