In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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