it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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