quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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