There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom