doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS