well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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