i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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