Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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