your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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