you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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